Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit.
There isn't any other stair quite like it.
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top;
So this is the stair where I always stop.
Barking on the stairs is a game I play,
I really would not want it any other way.
I'm heard at the bottom, I'm heard at the top
and I can hear the Guv shouting
ROSIE JUST STOP!